ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

by mattynic October 8, 2005

phoning

What happens when you're stapling something and the staple doesn't completely penetrate to the other side of the document, resulting in a staple that has ends bent looking like a wired phone.

Loretta, could I get a better stapler please? This one keeps phoning on me!

by pentozali June 10, 2007

Silent Phoning

A band from Connecticut made up of a guitar player, a bassist, a drummer, and a singer.

Silent Phoning is playing at the Webster tonite. Hooray.

by ognid September 14, 2003

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

Phoning

The act of throwing mass quantities at a person; Similiar to that of medieval stoning.

"Hey, what's with the bruises?"
"Kerry was phoning me earlier."

by D~Ren June 2, 2005

Phonin' in da Hindu

1.Having nothing to do

2.Having no plans
3.Being bored

Guy 1 - Hey what are you up to tonight?
Guy 2 - Phonin' in da Hindu.
Guy 1 - Well you want to hit a movie?

by tigman83 July 15, 2009

cell phoning

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation

sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming

by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 5, 2005