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PhD

I've got a phd, a Poser Hatin' Degree.
by Adas July 17, 2003
mugGet the PhDmug.

PhD

P - Push
H - Her/Him
D - Down
Hey, how'd that dumb ass get the job.

Ohh, you mean Missy? She's got a PHD. (Make hand jester of pushing down a person's head, simulating a blow job, when you say PHD).
by RobbyJ April 13, 2006
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PhD

Will you hurry the fuck up and give me my credentials already? Because somebody almost (or still could) died because people who think that they are more capable than me are making decisions in my absence. The fact that you aren't willing to give me credit
is hurting more people than it's helping. So hurry the fuck up. I'm seriously losing my temper here. The people around me think I'm not qualified to make decisions and it might have cost a life . This needs to stop. You need to quit fucking around. Expediency us only a problem for people who are literally retarded in comparison to me. If I could whip out the fact that I have whatever credentials I could have saved a life tonight.
Hym "And not a hypothetical life; an actual one. Hurry the fuck up. This really isn't funny any more. Decide whether or not you care and then make a decision and hurry the fuck up. The problem I have with you is the same problem I have with everyone else. You're slow. Hurry the fuck up. This is so fucking boring. It's your turn. Hurry the fuck up. This is fucking ridiculous. Give me my PhD. And that's not an abstraction. I don't need your vague bullshit story about helping people. I ACTUALLY help people. One at a time. At an individual level. Hurry the fuck up."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2022
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PhD

playa haters degree
some one who tries to stop another from hookin up with someone
i got my PhD..... playa haters degree!
by yo mama March 9, 2005
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phd

Even though I aint finish school I got a PHD, A Pretty Huge Dick
by AC February 7, 2004
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PHD

Commonly used to refer to a Physician’s Degree or a Perfect Hair Day. In recent pop culture, PHD can also refer to a “Pretty Huge Dick.”
Candace: I finally got my PHD!
Lawrence: Oh, good! There’s not a day that goes by when I don’t appreciate my PHD!
Candace: Dad, I’m not talking about a degree.
Lawrence: Neither was I!
by kindagroovin March 5, 2020
mugGet the PHDmug.

phd

Sam: "Your hair looks nice today!"

Alex: "Thanks, I'm having a phd."
by kazaam412 September 4, 2009
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