penisunleaded

The new saying for "cockdiesel" when the guy is more Fedlerlike than actually ripped up.

That wimp is penisunleaded!

by Sir Diesel October 7, 2003

Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis

Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis

by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

penisiblings

When you and a friend have sex with the same girl in the course of three years or 100 bangs, whichever comes first, you share a bond created by your penis in the girl. You are therefore penisiblings.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I got laid with that chick Tiffany
Bro 2: No way! We're penisiblings!
Bro 1: High five!
*The sound of this high five brings happiness to everyone in a 2 miles radius, and makes them say "Nice"*

by Smöl March 6, 2020

Penischeese

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

peepsicle

1.(n) any friend(s) who has earned the tag of "peep(s)" but are closer than a peep in your mind. pl. peepsicles
see peep or peeps
2.(n) A tasty marshmallow snack covered in sugar with a stick in its rear, frozen. Makes a good weapon.

1. "Hey, mah peepsicles, I have something sickening to tell you."
2 "Wow, this one guy tried to eat a peepsicle and blew up."

by Interpolating December 5, 2005

penicles

penis and testicles together--from the ancient and little known Greek god "Penicles" (pronounced peena cleez') who was the god of male genitalia a very early forerunner and inspiration to Freud who connected everything with sex

My penicles were itching and I couldn't find any baby powder.

by Bill Jackson July 25, 2006

peniscide

the act of murdering ones penis
i.e. cutting it off
its like castration, but to your penis

martha commited a peniscide when john dumped her and now johns not gonna have kids

by niggasense March 6, 2005