pedistifle

The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.

"Awww i got terrible Pedistifle from hiking all day in the Cairngorms!"

by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006

florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Pedestal

Pedestal is a quarterly BDSM femdom (female domination) club in London, UK. It is a moveable club and has been staged at several different sites. People travel from all over the UK to visit this club.

It has become so closely entwined with UK BDSM female domination, that is almost a by-word for femdom.

George sat there, half naked and with a ballgag in his mouth looking like some pedestal slave

by slave2countess June 28, 2010

peestyle

When you are rapping while you pee

Hey man! Did you check out Watsky's sick peestyle? He did it during his "Watsky Longest Freestyle World Record Attempt for COVID Relief" stream!

by xdeers May 6, 2020

Perestroika

2003 hit single by Bulgarian pop star Grobis. The accompanying video was controversial for the singer’s homoerotic antics with a Vladimir Putin lookalike under the hoses of a drive-through car wash, and it occasioned a breakup between Grobis and his manager-songwriter Vadim Glebov.

(Translated from the song’s refrain)
Perestroika, perestroika, let’s build our our love upon these ruins
Lick the dust of the past from my eyes, and I will embrace you like a wizard.

by Chagho October 1, 2021

Pedestrian

Average! Boring! Normal!!

The Name - Jack Smith - Is soooo pedestrian!

by TheCatsPyjamanamas July 14, 2011

pedostache

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."

by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006