Pedest

To walk; move along on foot

I am a pedestrian. I pedest.
I pedest right out the door, to the store while keeping score, or on the moor while reading lore. I pedest to stop a war, or cure mouth sores, or just explore. I pedest across the shores! I pedest and your mother's a whore.

by Charlie Had A Boating Accident December 1, 2009

Pedestrian Pick

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

Pedes A Deedling

Referring to the awkward and creepy way that a typical house centipede moves.

"Oh my god! Look at those giant pedes a deedling across the floor."

"Yeah, that's a big ol' johnny deedling a deedling dee."

by Yoshman90 August 25, 2011

perestroka

Noun. An ictus or other seizure brought on by the consumption of too many cheese blintzes, sour-cream-laden piroshki, or other high-cholesterol Russian dishes.

"Dude, you'd better hope this place has a full-time cardiologist on duty. If you eat that whole plate of pirogi in chicken fat, you're gonna keel over with a perestroka for sure."

by 5$wds November 20, 2009

flesh pedestrian

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

predestination (2014)

It's a simple movie. Basically, the lady takes her own virginity, and gives birth to herself, hence, being her own parents. She loves herself and misses her boyfriend (who btw is again the lady who started it all). She meets some random time travelling geek (who again, is the same lady). They try to stop a person who is gonna commit some crime. And guess what? The criminal is also her. See..... Simple!

Ooops.... SPOILER ALERT!

Man #1: Dude did you watch Predestination (2014)
Man #2: Nah man! Some weirdo on Urban Dictionary spoiled it for me.
Man #1: Sucks to be you!

by AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken :( January 5, 2021

pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005