gypsy's patio

the house of a person who does witchcraft

Dude: How was your date last nite

Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio

by Deeze Muthafucking Nuts August 24, 2007

patioed

A euphemism for getting drunk on a patio or other outdoor seating area.

Person 1: "Hey, I thought Wendi and Randy were coming out tonight?" Person 2: "Oh, there's no way they're making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed."

by Math-Class October 29, 2012

Patio Drinker

Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.

Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.

by beercules September 16, 2013

Patio Kid

A teenager who spends their time on the patio of their high school, usually by skating there.

“He’s such a patio kid - all he does is smoke shit after school.”

by TacoMaster33 November 25, 2020

Patordis Dick

Patordis Dick is a alpha octopus when feeling horny flashes his big meat he is beat constantly
But never loses his smile

Did you see that Patordis dick that shit was massive

by Dick69Thomasbigmeat February 21, 2022

patword

Person who has 75% of Squidward’s intelligence and 25% of Patrick’s airheadedness

Sami isn’t dumb, she’s more of a patword.

by Kmxlawl April 19, 2023

Patio Sports

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.

Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.

by Zytopian July 14, 2023