patword 

Person who has 75% of Squidward’s intelligence and 25% of Patrick’s airheadedness

Sami isn’t dumb, she’s more of a patword.

patword by Kmxlawl April 19, 2023

pastword 

shortly after changing your password to your email or what ever you keep entering your old password out of habit instead of the new one.

Damn it, since I changed my password to my email I keep typing in my pastword

pastword by dmeech December 23, 2008

patward 

Patward
A meme which fetures a snapshot from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode 'Chocolate with Nuts' when Patrick runs out of a diner before being stopped by Spongebob. The actual meme is Patrick's facial position with a stupid look to it. It is often used in youtube poop and features editing of the snapshot often accompanied by the short piece of music 'Pedobear Stance'
The same sort of editing is used for other clips.

A wild patward appeared!

patward by Hashdog September 27, 2013

patwardhan 

A cool level headed subspecies of the homosapiens, they are endowed with superior looks and intellect

Oh my God, he is so clever he could almost be a Patwardhan

patwardhan by Manohar the pro April 18, 2018

Patordis Dick 

Patordis Dick is a alpha octopus when feeling horny flashes his big meat he is beat constantly
But never loses his smile

Did you see that Patordis dick that shit was massive

Patordis Dick by Dick69Thomasbigmeat February 21, 2022