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pastorialnites

1. When a clergyman or woman is unable to manage other aspects of their life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
2. Inability to manage other aspects of life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
3. Unable to make thoughtful decisions related to matters which are not specific to their ministry!

For example: He is suffering from acute pastorialnites!
I am suffering from acute pastorialnites today!
by grace4life May 14, 2019
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pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.
Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.
by sputnikinspace March 29, 2008
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pastoral pass out

The ability to have a group of pastors rejoice in such a way , it looks like they're about to pass
A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language
by Faithmoriahfaith February 21, 2013
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pastorraping

a pastor that rapes people in his church
i just got out of pastorraping
by draydenjj June 11, 2018
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Pastori

Noun: (Pas-TORE-ee)

A Pastori is a magnificent creature with a BEAM as long as his COCK: 300m+
Did you see the length of that BEAM on Pastori? It was damn near (infinity) meters long!
by PredictableSpy September 8, 2020
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pastaria

It’s a pasta pizzeria! Put pasta and pizza together and there you go!
Let’s go to the local Pastaria and get some pasta!
by Littlebigboi May 11, 2021
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Pastoral

A huge fucking waste of all of our time but still at least a gay fucky time for the boyz.
Girl: Oh no pastoral :(
Boy: Hehe pastoral :)
by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022
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