inhale my pork sword

Please inhale my pork sword tonight baby!
by Someoneudontkno May 25, 2017
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Sweet and Sour Pork Sword

When you penetrate a women anally while she has "her rags" then slam it in to her vagina which will coat your sword in blood giving it a sweet and sour sauce look. Dunk the finished product in the mouth of the female when busting your nut to complete the meal
Ferris gave gabrielle the sweet and sour pork sword last night, she smelled and looked like a vampire.
by Beamin July 27, 2011
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Vacuum my pork sword

Another way of saying "Suck my Dick"
hey im getting tired of you why wont you Vacuum my pork sword
by Fallingupsideways March 22, 2017
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Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches
Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023
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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011
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Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 24, 2020
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