microblogging

Microblogging is a form of blogging that allows users to write brief text updates (usually less than 200 characters) and publish them. Among the early popular microblogging services are Twitter and Jaiku.

People have been microblogging since the late 1990s. Back then of course, not even the word 'blog' had been coined yet, but that shouldn't stop a real geek.

by Jens Roland May 30, 2008

Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Micro$oft Vacuum

The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.

I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!

by Windoze Basher May 10, 2010

microscop

a teeny little cock just like Eric graham has

Eric, his mom his dad his sister his brother and susana have little baby microscops/ you got a microscop u cock-licking chode-lover

by Ashton is a pimp and a cutie pie May 22, 2003

Microslop

Microsoft under the leadership of Satya Nadella.

I can’t wait to use my Microslop computer to generate AI junk and get wrong answers for everything.

by exegete_ January 5, 2026

Microscopdick

A penis of small magnitude, small, tiny, etc.

"Hahaha he had such a microscopdick !

by B_AtmanxOXo May 22, 2012

Microflogging

The art of sharing every single thought in your brain on a social network.

Derived from 'Microblogging' and 'Flogging a dead horse',
Often occurs from not receiving enough attention from ones Peers.

The irony being the more they blog/flog the less attention they receive!

I've defriended, and Unfollowed Jules. He's just been microflogging! What a DBag!!

by BigWill88 October 27, 2012