Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
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Whoever she is with, is lucky to be with her. You should be careful, for there will be others who will try to take her away from you. You'd call her 'precious gold' because really, that's how important and rare to find she is. She is quite beautiful, despite her thinking of not being.
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Yes, a Marcela is very intelligent and beautiful. Just as she is beautiful, so are her eyes. She doesn't take compliments very well. She may have problems with her self-esteem. She gets complimented most on her amazing hand-writing and radiant eyes. Very unique, is what people around her think. So if you ever get to meet a Marcela, consider yourself lucky, for she is one of a kind, and hard to find.
Marcela is a wonderful person!
Whoever she is with, is lucky to be with her. You should be careful, for there will be others who will try to take her away from you. You'd call her 'precious gold' because really, that's how important and rare to find she is. She is quite beautiful, despite her thinking of not being.
A Marcela has a great personality. She may be very stubborn. Emphasis on the word 'Very'. She is quite strong, though she may think she is not. She has her problems, just like any other does. But... if she has a problem, she won't say anything unless she thinks it's okay to say. She tends to worry (sometimes very much) about others, this is because she is caring. She doesn't like people worrying about her.
Yes, a Marcela is very intelligent and beautiful. Just as she is beautiful, so are her eyes. She doesn't take compliments very well. She may have problems with her self-esteem. She gets complimented most on her amazing hand-writing and radiant eyes. Very unique, is what people around her think. So if you ever get to meet a Marcela, consider yourself lucky, for she is one of a kind, and hard to find.
Marcela is a wonderful person!
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So, I hear Jerry bought himself a BMW. With his blonde bimbo girlfriend and his fancy-shmansy lifestyle. He thinks he's some sort of big macher.
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