Kindling

Reading a Kindle, or other electronic reading device.

So what did you think about... I'm sorry. I didn't see you were Kindling.

by Alfetta159 August 4, 2011

Klinking

A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

or

"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"

by CAPM November 7, 2011

Kindling

The act of reading a book on a Kindle while another person you are with is reading a Kindle book at the same time.

My husband and I were both reading from a Kindle at the same time and I came up with the word Kindling. Kind of a new form of cuddling.

My husband and I were kindling on the couch.

by Katper January 24, 2019

kindling war

When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth

In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.

by The_Cheater7 May 8, 2010

Krunking

A type of dance very handsome boys do when they're living like there's no tomorrow, and they're in a gay bar.

Michael was krunking like cray last night at Sausage Butts.

by chubbybobby May 29, 2016

kindling

n. a group or gathering of red-headed people gingers

I saw several kindlings of gingers at the St. Patrick's day parade.

by ajinjaninja December 14, 2012

krickling

the act of hitting your head against a donkeys but.

"why the @$#% do you keep Krickling?"

by fuknot June 17, 2008