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Kloosed Up

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.
I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.
by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020
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kootch

slang word for vagina, also slang for ashton kutcher.
That little kid accidently hit that old lady right in the kootch.

Hey, what's that show called on MTV that has the kootch on it?
by Stevemo September 9, 2004
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Related Words
klootzak Kloot Klooter klootviool koots Kooter kyoot kooth kloof Kloog

Kooter

Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice
"Pardon me Miss, do yo shave your Kooter?"
by Xekonaphim September 17, 2003
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kolotrypida

vrwmaei i kolotrypida sou
by ALX September 20, 2003
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koothi

Otha evlo periya koothi da ivaluku...
by JenZiZ July 16, 2022
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koothrapalli Syndrome

Taken from 'The Big Bang Theory', this syndrome makes an individual make up fictional stories of living hard life in third world countries, in order to garner sympathy and attention.
Howard Wolowitz: Do I get an honorable mention for designing the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?

Rajnesh Koothrappali: Sorry; it's not part of my heart-warming and personal narrative, in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.

Howard Wolowitz: Poverty? Your father's a gynecologist. He drives a Bentley.

Rajnesh Koothrappali: It's a lease!

Perfect example of Koothrapalli syndrome
by Spenta June 2, 2012
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Klotzer

adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.
Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.
by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010
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