kerplink

Kerplink is the sound that a quarter makes after falling into a jar of some sort. It is a happy sound and NOT to be confused with kerplunk.

After blabbering about some nonsense, Kinjal dropped his quarter into the jar and heard the kerplink as it hit the bottom.

by GreenBabs November 25, 2009

kerpingpoo

To blow stuff up badly.

I’d like to see Donald Trump kerpingpoo korea.

by Kerpingpoo November 1, 2017

Kerpsnacc

A Kerpsnacc is a what you'd call an attractive gay person.

Damn!! Brendon Urie be lookin' like a Kerpsnacc!!

by Simon Spier March 29, 2019

kerpicular

The feeling of not knowing what it is yet you know what it is. Unfamiliar yet not surprising.

The strange way Audrey is typing is kerpicular and unlike her...

by dagoatkiera May 16, 2020

flaming kerplunk

When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.

by grand Master February 4, 2014

kerpse

White spots on your dick

Yo he got kerpse on his dick

by shingwynol March 28, 2021

jennifer kerper

The most perfect girl In the entire world , she's nice , cute , adorable , beautiful, gorgeous , kind, sweet , funny, and just so perfect , and Austin just loves her to death ! , They would make a cute couple. If you ever met her your so lucky . Like she's breathe taking when you lay eyes on her .

Perfect . Adorable. Gorgeous. Love her. Jennifer kerper.

by Daniell Austin November 16, 2013