keithed

To be injured by a teamate in training.

I was running to get the ball and BAM...i got keithed :

by cantab man September 29, 2010

Keith Haney

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.

oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!

by girlboss74 December 3, 2021

Ketchup Chips

A flavor of chips that is not sold in America

<candian> Do you has Ketchup Chips???
<american> no... ):
<canadian> Aww... sad face

by Xtreme2252 May 26, 2009

ketchup and gravy

when you wipe your ass and it's shitty and bloody usually after forcing out a shit

Bart looks down at the toilet paper after having an intense constipation episode and thinks the toilet paper looks like he just wiped up ketchup and gravy. Later on he has fries with ketchup and gravy.

by Boffo April 24, 2009

Fender Ketchup

Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.

"That deer became fender ketchup".

by flashadams November 12, 2006

kitchen window

A practical view of a situation

Through the kitchen window, increasing revenue from marijuana as a cash crop could replace a decline from oil and gas.

by Mosey Susan January 3, 2022

Cunt Ketchup

Menstrual blood.

guy: Does anyone smell pennies?
woman: Sorry, just my cunt ketchup.

by michaelpulaski January 18, 2012