keel shot

Taking a big enough hit off a pipe that you keel over.

Joe:How was the bud last night?
James: Fuckin' amazing! Had a keel shot off my first hit!

by Drudy January 1, 2007

keel story

Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.

“man jade just told us all a real keel story”

by Spicyboy2319 January 5, 2018

Keel over and Die

The act of suddenly falling over and dying.

This ice cream makes me want to keel over and die

by PickledBagels November 14, 2022

keel mountain

Mountain in north alabama where only upper class people live. No niggers aloud on tha mountain. White power

Boy im goin to da mountian keel mountain

by whitepower6969 April 8, 2012

Keel Haul

When an item is dropped down the front of someones pants, dragged across the taint, and up the back before removal.

"Look at him over there, he has no idea I keel hauled his stapler"

by Sidecar Driver December 1, 2019

keel-haul

v. - invented by pirates, the act of tieing up a person and dragging them through the water behind a boat.

The pirates who found the stow-away keel-hauled the lad until he drowned.

by LoneOutlaw666 May 25, 2004

keel hauling

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

by Your Mom May 21, 2005