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abbv. killjoy / kill joy Australia

A person who wishes to not socialise and have fun, therefore 'killing' the fun, or 'joy' of others
Jane: "Amy you gotta come clubbin..."
Amy: "Nah... I'm tired... I don't want to go"
Jane: "But everyone is going..."
Amy: "Nah..."
Jane: "Oh my god you're such a KJ!!"
by Cho Chang May 27, 2004
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or "koala job"

to suspend yourself from a woman's torso in a 69 position and recieve a blowjob but give nothing in return thus resembling a koala.

eating her out while shes hanging from you is a reverse kj.other variations include k69, and the koala toss
yo son i just got this ill ass kj but it blew my girl's back out!!
by hoor3x January 17, 2007
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a bad-ass that any girl will fall in love with. It takes a Joanna to keep him, and she won't let anyone touch her Kj; a guy that is learning to face his problems with the girl that loves him by his side; someone who won't give up, no matter how hard it gets.
Kj: This is so crazy. I got locked up for nothing.
Joanna: Yeah, but we'll get through it.
Kj: Damn right, 'cuz I'm a Kj.
by supportingmyman2295 July 23, 2013
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by KissMyAssAve November 24, 2020
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Kj is a guy who is really most likely sexy asf and he is perfect to all the girls but on the inside Kj doesn’t find himself perfect but when it comes to the ladies he’s the most perfect guy ever but Kj only has one girl that he loves and adores when Kj sees his girl he just thinks wow how did I get so luck with this amazing girl who is smart pretty and has the perfect body just for him Kj knows how to please his girl when it comes to the bedroom he will make you feel so good when you see him you’ll remember how he set off every spot on your body Kj is a bad boy but his girl doesn’t see him that way Kj is a non virgin but his girl is he does pressure her to have sex with him he just wants to make sure she’s ok if his girl wants to wait for the right moment that’s what it’s going to be but Kj won’t hold back from touching her ass or even grabbing her pussy he’s not a pervert he’s her pervert Kj will make you feel amazing Kj also knows how to use his Tongue to please his girl she’ll be wetter than a water park Kj is not a bad person he just has been through a lot throughout his life Kj found a girl who loves him and is different for all the other bitches who wants dick he will ask his lover or girlfriend to marry him and on the honeymoon he will most likely finger you while sitting on his lap till your in tears of joy and pleasure. Good Luck On The Honeymoon!! Kjs girl
Kj is so thoughtful and loving but he sure knows how to please me in bed.

I got smart with Kj one time and he put me up against a wall and put his hand on my neck and said “Who You Talking Too?” I responded “You” and he put his hand in my pants and fingered me it was amazing I gotta be smart with Kj more often.!
by TheCoco😏 December 03, 2019
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kj breaths real nigga
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a tiny squirel usally sucking or eating nuts
look over there, it's a Kj eating nuts.
by jimmybob April 16, 2008
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