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A kja is usually a female who is a hot mess throughout the day. In the morning she will most likely yell as soon as she gets up, and at night she will jump on stripper poles and strutt her stuff.

She does not practice infantile behavior, but most definitely farts and drools.

She has a fantastic weave, "dat cost WAY too much fo ya'll to be talkin shit. ok?"

Above all, a kja is loved.
Person 1: I woke up late, noticed I peed my bed, couldn't shower, my weave was all crooked, they didn't have my radioactive juice at lunch, i was around a bunch of out of pocket infantile fools, I accidentally kissed a pirate and winnie the pooh, and then my weave fell off and landed in the lagoon.

Person 2: Wow, you pulled a Kja today.
Kja by michelob and aids March 25, 2009
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Strong powerful female who is loved by all. She is Fierce when provoked, often under estimated, and outwits all players in the simulation she has been forced to live in. She uses her third eye to drain the powers from those who think they are in control. She uses her beauty in the alternate reality she has been forced to live in. She becomes wise with age and her chameleon like personality allows her to retain her beauty to continue fighting the evil world she has been put in.
KJA has awoke and ready to fight the evil she is surrounded by.

Wow, when I grow up I hope to achieve KJA in my life.
KJA by Love Thy Neighbor June 23, 2024
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KJA is the act of creating heaven on earth and is the ultimate name for love power and wealth
Those people have massive KJA energy
Kja by Pseudo-who July 3, 2024
When someone is called Karl/carl they are to be called Kjarl.
E.g Yo Kjarl what are you up to?

Kjarl is my name.
kjarl by Kjarl lover October 23, 2013
Kjartan is a viking-king, descending from Odin. Big, strong, handsome, and probably the best warrior the world has ever seen.
Kong Myrkjartan
or
Kjartan the Viking
Kjartan by a big fan May 13, 2005
The subtle art of procrastinating to the point that the original objective goes away or is no longer pertinent. Basically, to delay until no longer relevant.
"Hey, Kevin, did you finish those TMS reports?" "No, I kjacked them for three months until Lumberg got fired."

Don't waste time on that this week...it's just going to get kjacked anyway.
kjack by JoeKaMy August 2, 2011

kjargaard 

A dangerous sex position involving a pound of Kerrygold butter, two women (usually Irish) and one butterman.
You wouldn't believe the kjargaard I had with these two Irish beauties last night.
kjargaard by Papa C. May 26, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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