Kja

A kja is usually a female who is a hot mess throughout the day. In the morning she will most likely yell as soon as she gets up, and at night she will jump on stripper poles and strutt her stuff.

She does not practice infantile behavior, but most definitely farts and drools.

She has a fantastic weave, "dat cost WAY too much fo ya'll to be talkin shit. ok?"

Above all, a kja is loved.

Person 1: I woke up late, noticed I peed my bed, couldn't shower, my weave was all crooked, they didn't have my radioactive juice at lunch, i was around a bunch of out of pocket infantile fools, I accidentally kissed a pirate and winnie the pooh, and then my weave fell off and landed in the lagoon.

Person 2: Wow, you pulled a Kja today.

by michelob and aids March 25, 2009

KJA

Strong powerful female who is loved by all. She is Fierce when provoked, often under estimated, and outwits all players in the simulation she has been forced to live in. She uses her third eye to drain the powers from those who think they are in control. She uses her beauty in the alternate reality she has been forced to live in. She becomes wise with age and her chameleon like personality allows her to retain her beauty to continue fighting the evil world she has been put in.

KJA has awoke and ready to fight the evil she is surrounded by.

Wow, when I grow up I hope to achieve KJA in my life.

by Love Thy Neighbor June 23, 2024

Kja

KJA is the act of creating heaven on earth and is the ultimate name for love power and wealth

Those people have massive KJA energy

by Pseudo-who July 3, 2024

kjarl

When someone is called Karl/carl they are to be called Kjarl.

E.g Yo Kjarl what are you up to?

Kjarl is my name.

by Kjarl lover October 23, 2013

Kjartan

Kjartan is a viking-king, descending from Odin. Big, strong, handsome, and probably the best warrior the world has ever seen.

Kong Myrkjartan
or
Kjartan the Viking

by a big fan May 13, 2005

kjack

The subtle art of procrastinating to the point that the original objective goes away or is no longer pertinent. Basically, to delay until no longer relevant.

"Hey, Kevin, did you finish those TMS reports?" "No, I kjacked them for three months until Lumberg got fired."

Don't waste time on that this week...it's just going to get kjacked anyway.

by JoeKaMy August 2, 2011

kjargaard

A dangerous sex position involving a pound of Kerrygold butter, two women (usually Irish) and one butterman.

You wouldn't believe the kjargaard I had with these two Irish beauties last night.

by Papa C. May 26, 2017