jihadism

Jihadism is the use of violence to achieve Islamism

ISIS are trying to establish an Islamic Caliphate through Jihadism.

by Reminisce OG May 7, 2016

Jihadiot

A low IQ Islamic terrorist.
Many times they accidentally blow themselves up.
*See premature detonation and Palestinian Work Accident

Achmed the jihadiot, attempted to detonate his explosive shoes but realized he was barefoot.

by Capt Diggs November 26, 2011

Jihadist's Dozen

72 count or a half dozen dozens

if a dozen is 12, and a baker's dozen is 13, is a jihadist's dozen 72?
now, a jihadist's dozen is 6x more than a dozen, and the smallest unit of measure of a dozen is a half dozen
that means, a jihadist's dozen is = 6 x (6 + 6)

by jayrobs June 28, 2017

Jihadi Patriot

Extremists portraying themselves as God and Country loving Patriots of the United States of America.Individuals that may be delusional and living within an alternate reality as they commit acts of domestic terrorism against their fellow American Citizens.

President Trump embraced the acts of the Jihadi Patriots as his new political party after inciting the insurrection on the Nation's Capitol Building on January 6, 2021.

by Creativelingo February 2, 2021

Jihadi Jackhammer

(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...

Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.

by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021

jihadisthanbalite

Chad hanbalite.
May Allah unite him with Imam Ahmad(as)

jihadisthanbalite is literal definition of chad hanbalite.

by someusername77111 May 7, 2021

juhaila

A lovely and joyful person she is also beautiful inside and out

Ex: I love Anna's vibe, I mean she's Juhaila literally

by jinyoungshoe June 7, 2021