Jihadiot

A low IQ Islamic terrorist.
Many times they accidentally blow themselves up.
*See premature detonation and Palestinian Work Accident

Achmed the jihadiot, attempted to detonate his explosive shoes but realized he was barefoot.

by Capt Diggs November 26, 2011

Jihadistan

Any country that is under the control of terrorists. The jihadists are the judge, jury, and executioner against anyone who opposes them.

Jihadistan is a crappy place to live.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 6, 2017

Bahariterran Jihadist

A jihadi from Bahariterra.

Bahariterran Jihadists blew up the masters and freed slaves in the USA's south.

by Martyred for Allah ☝ June 3, 2022

Jihadist

1) Someone who kills, like, twenty civilians of their own country for every one American soldier they kill.

2) Someone who's grossly incompetent, as indicated above.

3) Stereotypical Arabian guy.

4) A coward.

1) "Fucking Jihadists are always killing innocent people."

2) "Wake the fuck up you fucking Jihadist, we have customers waiting!"

3) "Look out for that Jihadist there; he might have a bomb strapped to him or something."

4) "Look at the Jihadist run!"

by Fuck Shit Piss August 30, 2007

jihadist hug

the process of shitting on someone's head while screaming Allah hu akbar

calvin was being a bitch, so i gave him a jihadist hug

by steve the pirate May 13, 2014

Social Terrorist/Jihadist

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.

Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.

by Imparitor October 12, 2010

Jihadistrophic

Adj: An unsound action or occurrence that causes a unified gathering of nihilistic opposition so committed to rectifying the action or retaliating in kind, that they form a Jihad mindset.

If you keep taunting those protesters with Pro-Bush chants we're likely to find ourselves in a Jihadistrophic situation!

by JF Sullivan May 6, 2008