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John Mcafee 

A man that no mere mortal can compete with, is know for sticking his dick in 7 bitches at once. Oh, he also launched Mcafee antivirus... or something like that.
"Nobody should be forced to use X-Hampster." - John Mcafee, 2013
John Mcafee by hotrodman106 January 4, 2014

John Laurens 

We all know that he's gay to Hamilton!
"Alexander your the closest friend I got! "~John Laurens <--- YES
John Laurens by UDHamiltonTakeover December 18, 2016

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
A super badass guy who loves everyone but gets hurt often by others. If you see him, you'll be happy. He will try to help you. Let him. A guy who will put all his trust in you and hopes to be trusted back. Will not hurt you. Loves everyone and hates haters XD
"Dude, John-Carl is such a cool guy! I can't believe I get to have him as a friend!"
john-carl by OneManArmy.CA July 13, 2015

john wick 

Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.

Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.
john wick by T-money January 24, 2015

John and Charlie's Journey 

John and Charlie's Journey, aka John Junior, is a British rapper, songwriter, and mental health, campaigner.
Have you heard that new song from John and Charlie's Journey? It's crazy good.