Jod

Jod was a man of quiet strength, his presence a calming anchor in the chaos of the world. With eyes that held the warmth of summer sunsets and a smile that seemed to carry the promise of brighter tomorrows, he exuded an unspoken kindness. His hands, calloused from years of hard work, were a testament to his dedication, yet they moved with a surprising gentleness when helping others. Jod had a way of making everyone feel seen, as if their story mattered more than anything else in that moment. He wasn’t loud or flashy, but there was a quiet magnetism about him, as if the universe had entrusted him with the secret to true contentment. Whether he was tending to his garden, sharing a hearty laugh, or simply listening, Jod embodied a rare blend of humility and grace that made the world feel a little bit brighter just by being in it.

He also has a penis the size of 3 world trade centre.

Jod is so hot

by jesfjkkmd9402 November 28, 2024

JOD

The act of a person using 3 year old rusty spoons that they retrieved from their pockets to spread on old woman with dementia. Which results in the other person retrieving a very gay and autistic aura.

I was walking down the road and I seen an old woman at the bus stop. I brought her back to my house were she lived with me for 10 years until the day she allowed me to JOD her.

by Jods fandom December 12, 2024

JOD

When you look at him you assume hes autistic, but in reality he is a serial statutory rapist and imbreader. A JOD loves to deflower young girls, old Women and everyone in between. JODs use a carefully planned method for their attacks and usually follow their prey with free womens healthcare products to lure them in, when that inevitably doesnt work he just sets JOD sr's upon the younglings to oil and ripen them for insertion.

I thought he was just retarded but apparently he's a JOD, he got charged last week with 217 counts of rape

by FLoP Cock December 12, 2024

Jod

To be in a contagious state of confusion, commonly misplacing items

Want to review our progress with the design director?
eh, im scared he's going to jod things up and derail our direction

by itsmejonp July 15, 2020

Jod

A roll

Look at that "Jod' Over there rollin his way down the street

by Jod Rollington March 21, 2019

Jod

Misspelling of job

Meaning something is good or cool

This pizza is jod

Good jod on that paint job mate

by Mulgaroth May 20, 2020

Jod

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His kind personality is a cover up for his massive cock that he is packin. An average day for Jod would be fucking bitches and snorting lines.

Yo look at Jod shagging that bitch again, he only just met her

by Succulentyourmum March 10, 2022