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Jizzantium

Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.
Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!
by Changuskahn February 10, 2023
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jizzable

sexy, to look so good that it may cause ejaculation
dam girl u b lookin quite jizzable 2day
by Mex I Can March 28, 2009
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JizzaBelle

Dark, mystical, majestic, curious, angry, passionate, sexual, deviant, ambitious, luring, the one and only, ultimate, higher being, queen of the other side
After I spoke to her I realized that she is the JizzaBelle!
by JizzaBelle Spade May 26, 2018
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Jizzard

The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.

The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.
by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019
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jizzbang

The word Jizzbang means to Masturbate or wank, or it could also mean any of the following:

Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.

It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.
Dude! Last night I had the biggest Jizzbang, i filled up the whole sock!

Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!

You fuckin' Jizzbanger

Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11
by counterfeit October 12, 2004
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jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous
Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!
by tbosien3 February 15, 2010
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Jizzalicious

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)
dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!
by Devin Hampton Taylor November 2, 2006
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