jewdar

The innate ability to detect Jewishness in another person. Like a sixth sense.

"Yo check out the guy with the pigtails and yammulke. Jewdar off the charts."
"Oh you mean Jedediah over there? No, he's Presbyterian, obviously, bitch."

Some guy: "Shalom baby, 'jew' lookin' mighty fine tonight."
Girl: "What!!?!? I'm not Jewish, motherfucker. I'm Hindu. Nice jewdar."
Some guy: "Oh, sorry, I didn't see that red dot on your head. And that kimono or whatever it is. Oh yeah, and I guess you do look sort of Indian too. So, how 'bout you take me back to the reservation with you? You can be Pocahontas and I'll be the John Smith. Then we can bang."
(gets bitch-slapped)

by Nick D November 21, 2003

Jewmormish

A person who is Jewish, Mormon and and Amish. It is believed these are the people responsible for writing soap operas. They lack the ability to create realistic scenarios and dialog, and portray daily life in a skewed view only possible from someone who is religiously confused. The environments are often unrealistic, using excessively bright lights which would never exist in every day households.

Jewmormish writers are responsible for The Young and The Restless being poorly written.

by Matchel Vixen April 17, 2011

Jermarius

A handsome, talented young boy. Jermarius is good at making his friends laugh. Jermarius do not like people named Darioun or Joshua. Jermarius favorite song is most likely "BlackBird in the dead of night." He is smart, clumsy, talented and awesome. Jermarius is a kid with big dreams.

"He is very clumsy!" His name must be Jermarius.

by Jemar June 23, 2017

jermariana

Jermariana is a cute,caring, finesser type of girl.if she really tried she can steal your man!

Damn jermariana stole shaniquas man

by Khrvvjyf May 23, 2018

Jelmar

Jelmar is a cool noob. He is cool, but still a noob. He cares about others and every flaw he has makes him even prettier then he already is. He is like a snowflake; beautiful, unique, cool, and small.

He is such a noob, but he is extremely cool. He is definitely a Jelmar!

by Kleintje🎄 February 22, 2021

Merry Jewmas

a unique way to wish someone a happy holiday during the period of Christmas and Hanukkah without excluding a Christian or Jewish person. All inclusive way to give a holiday greeting for the week of Hanukkah and Christmas to an open-minded person. Acknowledges Christ as a Jew that is commonly included in base word of Christmas but also acknowledges Jewish people in general for Hanukkah, a Jewish holiday that is celebrated during the same time period Christmas occurs in December.

Merry Jewmas everyone!

by Juman December 29, 2008

Jewdar

1. The ability to spot Jewish people
2. Gaydar for Jews

1. My Jewdar tells me you're not Jewish.
2. That chick has Jewdar.

by Michael Weinstein October 6, 2004