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Jewmar

Cool house party. I know everyone here from college, but who’s that Jewmar?
by Unibrowbandit October 6, 2020
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Jermare Harrison

Uprising teen "celebrity", obsessed with being famous and would do anything to make sure his face is in and stays in the spotlight. Not categorized as a socialite because of his ambitions for acting, possibly singing, and writing. Also obsessed with social media sites like twitter, he runs an a successful tumblr account, and started vlogging on youtube.
I watched one of Jermare Harrison's vlogs and became obsessed, I checked out his tumblr and twitter and fell in love.
by Celebs August 13, 2014
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Jemar

One of the most smartest people living. Is usually colorblind. Gets a girlfriend near christmas and usually stays with his girlfriend (A) until college and beyond. One of the bestest friends to talk about with girl and guy problems. Can always try to make people better. Make friends feel more appreciated. He is sometimes full of fun and sometimes full or care. He is a great friend to keep.
Jemar is a perfect guy for her.
by blueberrimacarons April 15, 2014
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jewart

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.
That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
by terry twillstein December 13, 2008
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Jewmando

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.
General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."
by Jaskansan October 2, 2010
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jewmate

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others
After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.
by Geveffe January 18, 2009
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Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.
Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!
by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010
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