Jewpid

Doing something stupid or unreasonable just to save a couple dollars

Friend 1: Did you hear Nancy went to the movie theater on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd just to save a dollar off her ticket?
Friend 2: That part of town is a shithole, how Jewpid is she??

by stinkytrinket May 21, 2019

Jewish Gold Chain

A neck brace, in reference to someone seeking an injury settlement.

There sure are a lot of guys wearing Jewish gold chains around Brooklyn today. Must be some money coming in.

by Rimjob-steve August 16, 2019

Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....

"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"

by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009

Jewish Hookup

Ceasing to continue once sexual intercourse it brought up.

"...'everything' but sex"

"yo dude, did you hook up with her last night?"
"naw, man, only a jewish hookup.."

by Tom Hoffhim March 8, 2013

Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

by pentozali January 14, 2006

Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.

"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."

by BennyBooty October 5, 2017

Jewido

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

by cheeky fello January 13, 2009