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Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man
by poutiine June 3, 2021
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Insomniac Kidz

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"I.K.T.G.T.T.A. (short for Insomniac Kidz Tumblr Gang Troll Them All) is a collective of Tumblr users.

They often have sexy ass conversations over Tinychat all night (hence the name Insomniac Kidz) and have formed a family of sorts over Tumblr. They have recently begun to generate some "hate" on Tumblr, but have proven themselves to be uninfected by childish rantings.
At the end of the day they are just some kids having fun.

'We’re just a few kids who tinychat a few days out the week. Anyone can join, so i don’t understand why there’s so much animosity towards us. But it’s whatever. We’re open 7 days a week. Cam up, and maybe we’ll let you join!'"
Basic niggas: "Damn! Insomniac Kidz took my bitch!"

Insomniac Kidz: "U jelly?"
by Foh of I.K.T.G.T.T.A. June 28, 2011
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Daytime Insomnia

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1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
by Jacob February 13, 2005
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insomniate

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To go without sleep for long periods of time
I can no longer insomniate with you, Bill and Ryan, I have to get my sleep.
by Jeremy Oshansky November 29, 2004
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insomnia fairy

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The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.
Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.
by The Dave February 22, 2004
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insomnia

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Definition of insomnia....me!
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.

Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
David Baddiel scetch: If you tell someone that you have insomnia, why do they always go..'oh really cos im always asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow'?
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'

*HAHAHAHAH*
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my ass has had insomnia for almost 2 years.. i take mad pills, but they dont help, but u can sell amitryptlene so it works out =)
by Big Robert February 15, 2005
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