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Hoffin

Hogging a coffin; to stand at an unacceptable distance from a coffin for to long so other people can’t visit
Ann was angry that I was hoffin during visiting hours at the morgue
by Fratrick135 September 6, 2020
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Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).
Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits
by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012
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Huffination

The act of working in a front office answering phones, doing paper work, and being told to stay in your PFC box.
The youthful marine spent the whole morning huffinating as the paper work and phone calls would not cease.
by Evan Barragan July 22, 2004
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huffinaswog

swabbing carbonated soda around in someone's asshole using a q-tip
"Did you hear that Jacob is a huffinaswogger?"
by dhahdahdadadadada November 4, 2019
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Huffing hobo

That retard that starts to breve heavily for no reason and it’s super annoying
Ethan Michael Estree is a huffing hobo
by I_live_withahobo November 9, 2019
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gas huffing

Gas huffing is the act of inhaling gasoline. The desired effect is a hallucinogenic high. It is very popular among younger teenagers that don't have access to Marijuana, alcohol or can't afford these more conventional drugs.
"You dudes want to go to my dad's garage from a gas huffing session?"
by Travis Dean November 29, 2007
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huffing box

Munching muff, tasting twat, snacking on snatch, etc... Eating pussy.
by AC Sativa September 12, 2017
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