Hohner

A person who is kind and Dependable. He will do anything for you. Hohners tend to be very Musically inclined. Hohners are also known to be the best lovers.

You don't know love till you have had a Hohner!

by joe nathans November 26, 2010

hobberjogger

a person who is very dumb for making a minor incorrect move

Me: WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE FORK ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE TABLE YOU HOBBERJOGGER

by yesjustlikethefruit December 14, 2018

hoboerotic

HO-BO-EE-RAW-TICK is an adjective used to describe a state of total rockbottomness in which a man is still able to attract a woman. to be hoboerotic one doesnt necesarily have to be intoxicated, but it certainly helps. Other tell tale signs of hoboeroticism include the ability to sucessfully lure women without clean clothes, a bed, or any recent hygenic efforts . Hooking up in crappy washrooms/ alleys behind bars is also very hoboerotic. Hoboeroticism has nothing to do with actual hobos, drifters, vagrants or hippies; true hoboeroticism is attained by otherwise awesome people who have perhaps been drunk for 3-4 days straight.

Mindy was overwhelmed by Steve's hoboerotic charm.

"no limits, no dignity, no standards tour '07" was extremely hoboerotic.

by G.TAYLOR March 29, 2007

hornery

adj. A general cantankerousness experienced in times of erotic drought.

I thought it was PMS, but I realized my girl was just hornery.

by Silvio Rabioso August 5, 2009

Hooner

Having a shocker at something

" Bryants had a Hooner"

by Bigmangaelen February 1, 2021

Hornery

The condition one succumbs to when one is sexually frustrated to the point of aggression.

"He's in a bad mood, looks like he needs to get laid."
"Don't mind him, he's just hornery."

by Professor Wormbog January 4, 2006

honer

a partial erection; neither limp nor hard

Jeremy had a honer after the first kiss.

by Krista Baker April 13, 2006