Hooner

Having a shocker at something

" Bryants had a Hooner"

by Bigmangaelen February 01, 2021

Hooner

When one has an absolute mare or proper stinker.It can be used for any purpose indeed at any time and everyone will know how badly you have hooned.

When booking flights Ryan had the biggest hooner the world has ever seen!

Sorry to hear your nans just passed warra hooner.

The dons hoon every time they play infront of a sellout.

by raznbaz October 22, 2023

Hooner

Someone who rides a hardtail mountain bike to the limits

(Allso known as a fucking G)

Your a hardtail hooner, cunt

by Hardtail hooners November 27, 2019

Hooner

A whore. Also, a women who failed as a whore.

Hooner, pass the ketchup.

by Dudesir October 28, 2008

Hooner

(Adj.) A word describing something awful or low in quality

That movie was a hooner.
Did you hear Drake’s new album? HOONER.

by Loid Forger July 08, 2022

Hooner

The term " hooner" that describes a person that should kill them self.

Shut up you fucking hooner.

by Skinnycancercunt6969 February 28, 2017

hooners

something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.

interjection: "Hooners!"

by beand May 26, 2010