Definitions by yesjustlikethefruit

y 

the only letter you type in while on your way to watch youtube

yo imma watch youtube

k just type y

thats so easy

y by yesjustlikethefruit June 1, 2019

beceaved 

when someone is truly shocked at something, but feels deceived at the very same time.

“aye bro, i gotta tell u something”
“whats up bro”
“sit down bro”
“ok bro”
“so, bro”
“yeah, bro”
“at the party last night..................”
“yeah bro?”
“i banged ur dog”
“oh, im shocked.”
“and ur mom”
“WOAH BRO. IM BECEAVED”

beceaved by yesjustlikethefruit March 2, 2019

hobberjogger 

a person who is very dumb for making a minor incorrect move

Me: WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE FORK ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE TABLE YOU HOBBERJOGGER

hobberjogger by yesjustlikethefruit December 14, 2018

Feminist 

A feminist is a common word used to describe a woman/man who stand for equal rights. Feminists are NOT man haters but everyone is different. There are two different types of feminists on the Earth. 1. A feminist who wants ALL the pros AND cons about having the same rights as a men, caring about rights AND responsibilities. 2. A feminist who hates men and all masculinity, and stands for women being equal without the same rights as men. In conclusion, a feminist is someone who is tired of men needing women to have big asses, massive tits, and small waists. Women feel the need to have these things because men have made women so unrealistic in their minds, and they’ve succeeded. Congratulations on ten year olds wanting a big ass and tits.

I’m a feminist, I stand up for equal rights between men and women.

Feminist by yesjustlikethefruit August 1, 2018

Edward Cullen

An extremely attractive male vampire who can read peoples minds from the Twilight Saga. A series of movies between a vampire (Edward) and a human girl (Bella) who fall in love. In the movies Edward Cullen is played by Robert Pattinson.

Bro you wanna watch Twilight
Sure I want me some Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen by yesjustlikethefruit August 1, 2018

Twilight Saga

At first started as books but now movies, Edward Cullen is a vampire (sparkles in the light; can hear peoples thoughts) who falls in love with a human girl (Bella Swan).

Girl you wanna watch the Twilight Saga tonight?
Girl you know it I want me some vampire romance!!!

Twilight Saga by yesjustlikethefruit August 1, 2018

making gains 

meaning someone in a friend group (mostly a guy) has more than 1 girl around him

“yooo Cash out here making gains!”

making gains by yesjustlikethefruit March 8, 2018