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Heave ho ho ho 

Noun. As in to get or receive, it is the removal of someone from your life or getting fired just at Christmas time...
Sally knew Christmas was the season of giving so she finally decided to give her boyfriend Paul the heave ho ho ho.

Peanut butter ho ho

A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus
I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.
Peanut butter ho ho by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

ho ho hold on 

An expression most commonly used when checking out a store while Christmas shopping; especially when the cost of one item is more than you thought it would be.
Register: Xbox Kinect - $145

Customer: "Ho ho hold on a minute!!!! That was supposed to be $99."

Cashier: "I'm sorry sir I'll fix the price immediately."
ho ho hold on by ChimRicholds November 22, 2011

Yo ho ho 

A phrase normally attributed to pirates. It first appeared in the song The Derelict, which was written in 1901 for a musical based on Treasure Island.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Yo ho ho by SmileyScout July 12, 2006
term for A-shirts, white tank top, also known as wife beaters
I have a ho ho on underneath my polo shirt.
ho ho by scotviking February 1, 2010