gurp 

simply put: to vomit or throw up.

I gurped so fat off that moke snap last night. I was zorbing

gurp by walrusjuice December 12, 2008

gurp 

to chock on one's testicles

Your mom gurped on my balls last night

gurp by Anonymous May 14, 2003

gurp 

Onomatopoeic.
An attitude or situation causing a retraction of the lower jaw, potentialy causing drooling, and the resulting noise. Gawping.
Used on its own to describe a response to a given (stupid) situation.

man 1: 'So we were stuck on the road for over 30 minutes which was playing havoc with the sandwiches in that heat and...'

man 2: 'guuuurrrrrrrrp'

gurp by Doghair February 26, 2004

gurp 

To fool around, but not fuck.

'Did you bang her?'

'Naw man, we just got our gurp on and shit.'

gurp by thm January 31, 2004

gurp 

varient of gurper. from the dungeons and dragons creature called a Gurp. a dorky person.

Hey, don't gurp out on me now, put the stamp collection away.

gurp by Doctor Awesome February 13, 2004

gurp 

The act of burping into another person, or having been burped into, anally.

"Yo bra, it would be totally fresh if you gurped me."
"I was gonna go over to Todd's to gurp; mind if I bring your N64, your Miller High Life, and your Butterfingers?"
"I heard someone got gurped so hard, their head was blown clean off."

gurp by Diva D. February 13, 2007

gurp 

An expulsion of flatulence in a bathtub.

What's that noise? Is your sister making gurps again?

gurp by pentozali December 28, 2005