Gumby

A skinny-ass, whiny mouthed, cum-swallowing biznatch, with an addiction to fisting his own asshole.

"What the fuck Gumby, pass the fucking ball, stop ruining our entire fucking rugby team!"

by Gunt October 17, 2004

Gumby

A man wearing a kerchief hat and talking very loudly. Not very bright.

"I'M GOING TO OPERATe!!!!!"

by Dark Cid February 23, 2004

Gumby

TO Gumby is when you are on top of a woman, (missionary style) while penetrating her. She reaches her hand behind you between your legs and gives you a slight but surprising tug on your balls.

After getting the Gumby i made her wash her hands

by Rick/Tyler December 13, 2006

gumby

A blowjob or any use of oral sex.

Dom: Yo, did you fuck Kyla?
Myke: No I just got a gumby

by poquito12674 March 18, 2010

Gumby

one who has no spine, eg. Gray Davis

Well, they finally threw Gumby out of office.

by Levi October 8, 2003

gumby

a half hard cock, noticebly aroused yet not a "full on" stiffie

He had a gumby from watching the girl undress. When she was finshed he was sporting a full hard-on

by G-licious December 28, 2005

gumby

a person who is uncoordinated.

tom, your such a gumby.

by king049 September 25, 2007