Gumby

Someone with no ass

by Patsy June 29, 2003

Gumby

Somebody who plays as the New Orleans Saints on Madden 11 yet is incapable of tackling Greg Jennings even when Jennings suffered a broken leg.

F*** you Gumby!

by OneOfTheMostBestOffenses January 25, 2011

Gumby

A skinny-ass, whiny mouthed, cum-swallowing biznatch, with an addiction to fisting his own asshole.

"What the fuck Gumby, pass the fucking ball, stop ruining our entire fucking rugby team!"

by Gunt October 18, 2004

Gumby

A man wearing a kerchief hat and talking very loudly. Not very bright.

"I'M GOING TO OPERATe!!!!!"

by Dark Cid February 24, 2004

Gumby

TO Gumby is when you are on top of a woman, (missionary style) while penetrating her. She reaches her hand behind you between your legs and gives you a slight but surprising tug on your balls.

After getting the Gumby i made her wash her hands

by Rick/Tyler December 11, 2006

Gumby

one who has no spine, eg. Gray Davis

Well, they finally threw Gumby out of office.

by Levi October 8, 2003

Gumby

When a toothless person gives a blow job ( usually an elderly person)

bro I just got a mean gumby from the old cat lady .

I'm trying to go to the nursing home and get me gumby

by headydef April 29, 2016