cum gulper

A woman who loves to swallow semen excreted by a man during orgasm.

That chick I was with last night was definately a cum gulper.

by Pete Freud August 22, 2006

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

by Jock Turner July 2, 2007

Gulnerable

The state of being so confused that you become gullable and vulnerable.

Kendra does not like when Rich fucks with her head 'cause she is easily gulnerable to anything he says.

by Kendra-Leigh October 21, 2008

ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

by SeJoker September 27, 2021

Googly Gulper

Gulps whale semen consistently, aswell as penetrating little boys

Person 1: OMG i just saw a Googly Gulper outside my house
Person 2: Omg where my son?!

by John WockV2 September 7, 2022

Golfer

An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.

ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.

by thisisntmeatalliswear January 8, 2012

sperm gulper

A person with the uncanny ability to swallow ridiculous amounts of sperm, with a fuckin smile on their god damned face.

"Lydia is a dirty sperm gulper."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006