Gronkology

Oncology nurse's fantasy football team.

Gronkology the best fantasy league in this hospital, yo!

by Breesy_RN July 31, 2018

gronely

Being depressed, but simultaneously productive. The word is a combination of the words “grilling” and “lonely”.

Parent 1: “Our son’s been pretty down-looking lately, but he’s still getting straight As”
Parent 2: “Maybe he’s just gronely, poor lad”

by ASAP COCKY December 1, 2019

Gronkslop

When you mix all your food together on your plate before eating so it turns into one big sloppy mess.Like something Rob Gronkowski would do.

I don't like potlucks because everything runs together and tastes like Gronkslop.

by coubotand May 1, 2020

Gronkle

A person with a big stomach who is hairy

“Stop eating you gronkle”

by uglyfatgronklebitch July 2, 2020

Gronkle

A particularly enraged, painful hemorrhoid that has become part of your daily life.

Yo man you want to go ride bikes?
Na, I’m pretty sure my gronkle would kill me.

What’s wrong bae?
My gronkle angry after last night.

by uhavenicelegs October 18, 2020

Gronkulis

When the parody of a real scenario is so accurate in it's depiction that the audience feels the same emotions they felt in the real scenario. Diminishing the line between satirical adaptation of the thing and the actual thing.

"The TikToks by @itscaitlinhello are so well made they're like gronkulises"

by Jasper5500 November 24, 2020

Gronkladighte

Can mean any of the following:

Fuckhead
Drop kick

Utterly useless

Travis is such a gronkladighte

by Mbibliophile July 16, 2021