Definitions by uhavenicelegs

Gronkle 

A particularly enraged, painful hemorrhoid that has become part of your daily life.

Yo man you want to go ride bikes?
Na, I’m pretty sure my gronkle would kill me.

What’s wrong bae?
My gronkle angry after last night.

Gronkle by uhavenicelegs October 18, 2020

I like it 

A more discrete way of saying "I'd hit it".

"Dude that baconater has some massive jugs."
"I like it."

"Wow, look at the ass on that..." -drunk friend says too loudly, woman definitely hears...

"I like it."

I like it by uhavenicelegs June 14, 2019

Scatty 

Having the quality of scat.

This calamari looks like an anus but doesn't taste scatty enough.

Scatty by uhavenicelegs April 9, 2015