grotbag

A term used to refer to another person who is disgusting and dirty having performed/partaken in disgusting and dirty act(s).

James you're such a grotbag, i cannot believe you boshed that mess last night.

by Grotbaglover April 26, 2006

gromage

mental state of being;stoked

The waves today are staight up true gromage.

by Travis December 19, 2002

Groaglet

Small pellet poops, like a rabbit, goat or woodland animal shits. Looks like a pile of cholocate marbles or pebbles.

Usually no more than 1/2 inch in diameter. Groaglets drop from your bum into the bowl in steady evenly paced 'kerplunks'.

If you just pooped a tidy little pile of glosette raisins, you pooped groaglets.

If your cheeks are being splished and splashed as you drop shitballs like a machine gun ejecting shells on full auto- groaglets.

by spronez May 5, 2011

grodage

Penis hair

He showed me his penis and I saw his grodage

by Ky Kardashian December 21, 2013

Groagan

The classic good shit. Not too big or too small. Easy to unload and clean up after; no mess with a clean pinch off.

Usually firm without being hard, solid and grease free.

Often takes only a few wipes to clean up.

A poop you can be proud of.

-the opposite of diarrhea
Guy 1 "man I really hope I can take a nice clean fast shit and get out of this bathroom quick!"
Guy 2 "then you want a groagan buddy"

by spronez May 5, 2011

growage

The opposite of shrinkage, when the mail genitals shrink when they are exposed to cold. Growage is not the same as a boner since the penis remains flacid.

That sauna was so hot that I got a major case of growage in there. It didn't hurt that when I stepped out I immediately saw the milf who owned the house.

by B-Peeks February 26, 2010

josh groban

the best singer in the world! Someone who has extrodinary talent to combine both pop music and opera into one popera

"have you heard of josh groban"
"yah! who hasnt? hes ONLY the best singer/songwriter in the world!"
"awesome!"

by delia April 14, 2005