Gouch

Alternative to 'nodding' or 'goofing' out when one is under the influence of strong opiates, generally termed when one has just hit the vein and injected heroin...

Fuck me Damo is Jay just gouching or has the silly cunt gone over again?!

by RobDog69 May 19, 2021

Gouch

This is a very good word. It has many meanings. Today the meaning is something so swaged out every drake would hotline bling. The word is so fab (up to trend). This word is the reason Travis Scott went sicko mode. The word I’m presenting has one meaning.

Pussy ( not like the nigger regard cats)

I named my son after pussy, so I made it gouch

by The fake short bleached May 2, 2022

Gouch

Someone Who Has Consumed Too Many Mogies Or Too Much downers

Check's Thomas Man Hes Gouched Oot His Tits
He's On The Broon Agen Mannnn

by TheSmakDealer2014 June 8, 2023

gouch gremlin

The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.

Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.

by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

Gouch Wagon

Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.

Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

gouch eyed

A person with one eye askew.

One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat in it so he could see the film just fine.

by tidewatcher December 19, 2005

gouch chomper

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005