reality TV

a shitty ass excuse for a TV show.

something people with no lives talk about durring social times.

FAKE.

Girl: Oh My God did you see the new real world it was so dramatic and good. that josh is such a hottie
Me: are you fucking kidding me bitch make me a sandwich and film it we'll send it into mtv because that is as interesting as that bullshit. fuck you. fuck reality tv. get a life.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 10, 2005

a million

how many defenitions i have on this site

dude i have a million defenitions on this site

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

midnight stealth

To be in the spooning position, when your partner is asleep.... stick it in their butt.

Dude i fucking midnight stealthed the shit out of her.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

hardcore hot carl

to shit in someones mouth and duct tape it shut

dude he gave me a hardcore hot carl when i woke up there was five gallons of fecees in my mouth and it was duct taped shut

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

gouch chomper

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

sideburns

To be a guy and fuck a girl who has more facial hair then yourself.

Skyler: dude you fucked a sideburns thats discusting. you better have been intoxicated you ickle slut.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 10, 2005

life

Punishment for eating an apple.

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005