Gordo 

A very common nickname for people named Gordon.

*Gordon walks in*
"Eyyy Gordoooo!"

Gordo by TheAnders69 January 12, 2022

Gordo tucumano 

Argentine expression used to refer to a person behind a catfishing account or a suspected catfishing account.

He's not a real woman! He's a gordo tucumano!

Gordo tucumano by JYularen September 17, 2021

Gordo approach

When someone gets friend zoned and they stay friends with the person hoping that they will realize who really is their soulmate. Usually doesn’t work out too well in real life.

I heard Sam got friend zoned, I bet he’ll try the Gordo approach next.

Gordo approach by HoomanLikesJA May 2, 2020

Gordo Magnifico!! 

Exclamation of extreme relief and satisfaction after pinching a loaf the size of a german u-boat

Gordo Magnifico!! exclaimed Leroy, i think ive just passed a baby's arm!!

Gordo Magnifico!! by John January 31, 2004

Gordo Grab 

When you're having unprotected sex with a woman in Alamogordo, NM, and you tell her you're about to finish, she grabs you firmly by the neck and rides you harder in a blatant attempt to get pregnant so she can leave that desolate, arid wasteland for good.

Three things can kill you in the New Mexico desert: rattlesnakes, black widows, and the Gordo Grab.

Gordo Grab by CuttlefishAndAsparagus August 7, 2012

Gordo's 

The best #@$#ing Mexican restaurant in the Bay!

-What'd you get man?
-Super Carne Asada with sour-cream and guacamole from Gordo's, you know!
-Aww shit, did it explode?
-Nah, I got the good guy, he wrapped that shit tight!

Gordo's by bay area sav May 5, 2006

Gordo Lordo 

Sex move popularized and used almost exclusively by Millennials. Mostly practiced by natives of the Bay Area involving the use of burritos in creative ways.

"Did you give her the old Gordo Lordo?"
"Nah, the local taqueria was closed."

Gordo Lordo by LordoGordo August 15, 2017