Fruity Gordo

A brand name of a cask white wine of the Moselle variety. It comes in 4L and 10L casks and is usually only consumed by total piss-heads. It tastes like piss.

"Look at that old wino lying in the park next to his empty 4L cask of Fruity Gordo"

by soozee71 January 10, 2012

gato gordo

The Spanish phrase for fat cat. Because fat cats are funny.

gato gordo

by DUDEYOU'REONFIRE February 7, 2014

eddie gordo

Character from the Tekken video game series. Brazilian dance fighting style, possible capoiera, and when an inexperienced player simply presses random combinations of buttons in fast succession he flips and spins and otherwise looks ridiculous.

He was so drunk last night he was going Eddie Gordo on the dance floor and broke Michele's table.

by kelbelly December 19, 2007

Gordo tucumano

Argentine expression used to refer to a person behind a catfishing account or a suspected catfishing account.

He's not a real woman! He's a gordo tucumano!

by JYularen September 17, 2021

pincho gordo

fat slob

This teacher is pincho gordo.

by Dr W September 8, 2016

Gordo approach

When someone gets friend zoned and they stay friends with the person hoping that they will realize who really is their soulmate. Usually doesn’t work out too well in real life.

I heard Sam got friend zoned, I bet he’ll try the Gordo approach next.

by HoomanLikesJA May 2, 2020

Gordo Magnifico!!

Exclamation of extreme relief and satisfaction after pinching a loaf the size of a german u-boat

Gordo Magnifico!! exclaimed Leroy, i think ive just passed a baby's arm!!

by John January 31, 2004