gooed

past tense of shooting goo, i.e. busting a nut

"when she bent over it was so hot, i gooed my britches"

by Steph X September 22, 2007

gyped

Stemming from the word gypsy.
means ripped off, conned, mislead.

Often mispelt as "jipped"

"What? The concert was at 8? it said 10 on the flyer!"
"Man, we got fucking gyped"

by George Wong August 11, 2007

gopod

The God of the Internet.
Originated on USENET in the late, late 80's, most likely as a typo of the word God

"OK Everybody, maybe if we all pray to Gopod he'll smite that damn Troll"

by Digitarius March 27, 2005

Gooped

To trick someone

When I arrived home I realized the person gooped me saying they were selling me weed

by Maggster4657 October 28, 2017

Gepedophile

It's a twist on the story Pinocchio! Gepetto has got it for Pinocchio sexualy.

1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.

-"Ew! That old man was just checking you out, he's totally got it for you! What a Gepedophile!"

-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"

(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)

by Kanaska August 15, 2003

groped into it

When a female caresses a male's penis in order to get her way.

Male 1: Dude, I thought we were going to chill today
Male 2: I know man but Brittany wanted me to go shopping with her and I was groped into it

by manipulative September 11, 2011

cs goed

When the game Counter-Strike Global Offensive bull shits you, that mostly due not to the skill of an enemy but to the luck or the order of things happening that game/round.

The counter terrorist was watching the cross when he saw a running terrorist landing him a headshot with an ak, from far distance, without stopping. The yung counter terrorist got {cs goed} once again.

by Moiabanda April 19, 2018