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The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him
Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets
Gooed by critizise this February 1, 2013
Words you can keep
past tense of shooting goo, i.e. busting a nut
"when she bent over it was so hot, i gooed my britches"
gooed by Steph X September 22, 2007
The act of ejaculating in or on someone.

Gooing is the Verb equivalent.
Person 1 "Was she good in bed?"
Person 2 "Ahh man, I gooed all over her!"
Gooed by HaZaAtki April 11, 2010
that feeling you have after good sex
"that sex i had last night was gooed"
gooed by elise and mandii January 3, 2007
Gooed up is referring to locking something down originating from using a goo gun from the game The Finals. The gun sprays a sort of insulation foam to keep things in place.
That room is Gooed up bro
Gooed up by Kilometersbutemo January 27, 2026

kiss your homie good night 

If you don't kiss your homies goodnight, someone else or no one will. >:(
"Yo, nigga i didn't get my good night kiss"

"Don't worry homie, I got you"

*kiss your homie good night*
kiss your homie good night by Gregdan September 27, 2017

Good old days 

When you're laying in bed, and a memory hits you. You go back thinking of the good old days with friends you lost contact with. Wishing you could go back and relive moments of your life that you took for granted. But then you wake up from your day dream remembering you can't have those memories back...
Inside person's head: I remember staying up late and hanging out with my friend Matthew . Wherever did the time go, wish I could have the good old days back.
Good old days by datblankskid July 14, 2017
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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