Gooserick

Short hairy Northerner from 'Boro. Has many quirks including the want for women to have periods on his face or wanting to have intercourse with every woman thats walks past him. Best described as a looking like a King Charles Spaniel.

Gooserick, a fine wing man to his friend Maverick

by Maverick March 23, 2005

Gooser

A male erection at it's peak. Origin : Stockton Australia.

Come over and tend to my raging gooser you saucy little thing.

or

I gotta find me a woman to help me dispose of this whopping gooser.

by Patousse December 23, 2006

gooser

someone who is mooning people and they dont realize it, like their pants are fallin off and their ass crack is showing.

ha ha betty's a gooser look at her hairy ass crack

by pinkfred April 1, 2007

Glooberschneiber

N. The substance formed when one simultaniously ejaculates, and sneezes. To glooberschneiber -berred, -berring V. Glooberschneiberish Adj.

you have a little glooberschneiber on your shirt there; did you just glooberschneiber all over the place?

by ryva9125 January 19, 2011

gloomerati

A cynical worldwide movement to convince people that the world is controlled by a small number of high powered individuals. The international marketing of conspiracy theories that prey on the paranoia of the underdogs in society.

The 9/11 conspiracy theorists are part of the gloomerati which are profiteering from the mass hysteria generated by tragic events.

The gloomerati want you to believe that a small number of powerful people are conspiring to maintain a hold over your life.

by joshua rainbird March 15, 2008

gloober

wierd word some sort of an insult

You are a gl0ober

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

gooser

a very sneaky fart. one that can only be heard by people very close to the perp.

usually is followed by a uncertainty and finger pointing as to who actually let out the gooser.

ex:
guy 1: dude, did you just let that gooser?
guy 2: no i think it was that guy.
jane fonda: it wasnt me, dick.

by ojpimpjuice69 December 17, 2008