Definitions by ojpimpjuice69

Beer: 45 

The time of day when you should have already been drinking, but due to some setback, are still sober.

omg where is fred with the beer?

idk man, but he needs to get here soon. its already beer: 45

Beer: 45 by ojpimpjuice69 March 19, 2010

pider 

Shit. A person who is so disgusting that they literally deserve to die. Piders are the scum of the earth.

Common characteristics:

dirty faces. inbreeding. fat, cellulite covered women. at least 11 or more cars in there yard. probably 10 or more cats that just keep having sex and having more retard cats, much like the pider's themselves.

to shorten up. white trash.

mostly used as a derogatory term.

John: Dude, your hair is greasy as hell.

Dave: Yeah I know I havent been able to take a shower for a couple of days.

John: Sick, you Pider!

pider by ojpimpjuice69 April 8, 2009

thesaurus rex 

a dinosaur who doesnt attack people, only bombards you with words that all have the same meaning until you kill yourself.

watch out. very dangerous

That thesaurus rex almost synonymed me to death.

thesaurus rex by ojpimpjuice69 April 8, 2009

gooser 

a very sneaky fart. one that can only be heard by people very close to the perp.

usually is followed by a uncertainty and finger pointing as to who actually let out the gooser.

ex:
guy 1: dude, did you just let that gooser?
guy 2: no i think it was that guy.
jane fonda: it wasnt me, dick.

gooser by ojpimpjuice69 December 17, 2008

T-rashed 

being so drunk that you feel it necessary to split your words up with a hyphen.

dude, i am soo fucking t-rashed! lets go do a beer bong.

T-rashed by ojpimpjuice69 December 17, 2008