goonker

a term used to describe someone’s attire when they are dressed or appear in a foolish way

David: Hey man, what shoes should I wear to the wedding? My sandals or my dress shoes?

John: Dude, do not wear sandals to a wedding. You will look like a goonker.

by middlenix April 4, 2021

Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

by PlungeFather August 11, 2022

Gonked

You are gonked when you have a gonk thrown at you, it is customary to shout out "you got gonked"

Luke was walking past the managers office as he walked pass the manager threw a gonk at Luke and shouted you got gonked

by The serial gonker August 27, 2023

glonker

A silly, goofy little cat.

Look at that glonker over there. Everyone loves a glonker.

by WowGeeWhiz September 25, 2023

getting GronKed

Inserting Werther's caramel bonbons in your or other peoples anus.

Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!

by GAGL August 9, 2023

ghonneherpesiphallaids

The combination of getting diagnosed with lots of STD's all at once. Ghonnera, Herpes, Siphallis and AIDS all rolled together.

Doctor: I have bad news you have ghonneherpesiphallaids and will die in about an hour.

Patient: Stupid strippers.

by CoLd_bLooDed February 26, 2008

Gonkebag

The result of slamming your keyboard in JUST the right way.

"Dude, I just fucked your mom!"

"YOU FUCKING LAKSDFLDSA;LJFAFGONKEBAG"

by CoercionCombine August 28, 2012