Definitions by CoercionCombine

Kion Kuhn 

1. One of the oldest remaining players in the SLMC. One of the first players on TSL originally from 2005.

2. The Olde One, do not evoke his name, for he slumbers.

3. Actually a pretty nice guy once you get to know him.

4. See also "Kiowned".

5. Responsible for various mischief across Secondlife spanning 10 years or more. Loved by few, liked by many, feared by others.

6. Aka A fucking cat.

7. Aka "Not Kion".

"Dude I just saw Kion on radar."
"You mean *the* Kion? Kion Kuhn??"
"Yeah dude!"

Kion Kuhn by CoercionCombine November 25, 2018

Vaukreyn 

The name of a legendary leader on the game of SecondLife.
Now used as the title of elite combatants and special weapons.

Asriel: "What the hell is a vaulkeryan"?
Kion: That's not how Vaukreyn is pronounced, dumbass.

Vaukreyn by CoercionCombine November 20, 2018

Gonkebag

The result of slamming your keyboard in JUST the right way.

"Dude, I just fucked your mom!"

"YOU FUCKING LAKSDFLDSA;LJFAFGONKEBAG"

Gonkebag by CoercionCombine August 28, 2012