gasarrhea

A dangerous combination of fart and wet shits, often starting as abundant gas that rapidly transitions into lumpy diarrhea. Victims require an immediate change of underpants.

Ahhh! I just shat myself! That fart was gasarrhea! I need an underoo change STAT!

by buddy love? January 12, 2009

gaspard ulliel

A supremely talented actor.
Classy, handsome, charming, French.

What else is there to say?

Films Gaspard Ulliel has starred in...

Je'Taime Paris, Hannibal Rising, A Very Long Engagement

by Atrophies January 5, 2008

Pub "U Gašpara"

Pub "U Gašpara" is favourite after-skool activity of students of GJAR (Gymnázium Jána Adama Raymana)in Prešov, Slovakia. Many hungry students for long long years go for a lunch to old Gašpar`s grandmother even Dr. Liba (grandpa)is mad about it.
You can eat, drink, watch movies or read books, smoke water pipes and ciggarets and everything free!
The house of Gašpar family will be a legendary place for the whole future.
God bless Gašpar.

-What are ya doin` after skool?
-I`m hungry. Let`s visit Pub "U Gašpara".

by linkinparker February 11, 2008

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Gastarius

A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.

I think I will play Gastarius today.

by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013

Alex Gaskarth

Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.

Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean

by thothunter420 February 8, 2019

Peter Gaskarth

The father of All Time Low's Alex Gaskarth. he likes to woo people with his british accent; talking about powerful combinations and "tag-a-longs". Peter does not enjoy Alexander's dog Baz or "Boz" because he frequently goes to the loo in his posh suburban house.

Peter Gaskarth: "so we thought we'd tag-a-long"

by sexual man chocolate July 26, 2010