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Gaytar

A guitar which makes its player appear homosexual, regardless of whether or not they actually are.
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This is a gaytar.
by Jeedoh Plankus April 22, 2009
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Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.
"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"
by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009
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Gastarius

A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.
I think I will play Gastarius today.
by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013
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Garterbelt

a belt with attached garters or fasteners, worn as an undergarment to hold up stockings. --- Merriam-Webster
I wanna fuck that bitch with her garterbelt and her strap ons
by Zewen Senpai November 10, 2019
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Gaytard

An insult used to make fun of people who are gay whilst at the same time, calling them a retard. The subject of the word doesn't have to actually be gay as it just uses the word "gay" being an insult, not what it actually means.
Dan why did you steal my pencil you're such a gaytard!
by Big duck called dave December 17, 2019
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Gaytar

A name for Qatar. A portmanteau of "gay" and "Qatar," this term is utilized to highlight the Qatari government's suppression of its own queer people, both citizens and expatriates, as well as any LGBT-related content during the 2022 World Cup.
Person A: "You watching England vs USA this Friday?"
Person B: "Nah, my friend's in Gaytar and can't even smoke a joint there. I'd rather not support that crap"
by yououghtaknow November 24, 2022
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garbarrassing

If you act like a piece of garbage and you are embarrassing yourself at the same time.

Acting in such a manner so that you are an object of ridicule by other people nearby who are witnessing your foolish actions.
My friend was so drunk, he tried to punch someone in the face. He missed his target completely, lost his balance, fell on his face in the middle of the bar, and everyone there laughed at him including the kid he was trying to fight. He was extremely garbarrassing.

I can't believe you drunk dialed that 300 pound beast at 3 am! How garbarrassing were you last night?
by Garbarrassing.com February 20, 2008
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